Penelope Cruz's Walk of Fame

Which is much, much better than a walk of shame.

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Paula Abdul's people help her walk (EBG)
Paris Hilton lays it on thick, totes Bible around (CelebWarship)
Britney Spears and the tuber of doom! (AgentBedhead)
Angelina Jolie to take time off from acting (Bodog)
John Heder is a daddy! (PoponthePop)
Karolina Kurkova photoshoot (TheBlemish)
Miss Jamaica's a rasta rolemodel (CelebCrash)
Mick Jagger tried to make his penis bigger using bees! (RightCelebrity)
Is that Paris Hilton dancing onstage with Britney Spears? Heh. (Gabsmash)
Bizarre Cameron Diaz photoshoot (HollywoodBackwash)
Posh Spice mistaken for a blowup doll (CelebrityPuke)
What's embroidered on Matthew McConaughey's robe? (Bumpshack)
Hilarious Mountain Dew commercial (Yikers)
Today's nipple slip is.. (JordanisyourHomie)
Josh Hartnet and Penelope Cruz go public (DailyStab)

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Penelope Cruz Leaves Her Private Brithday Party - 4/28

Penelope leaves her birthday party with Lenny Kravitz and daughter Zoe on Satuday night.

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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are lesbian lovers (NinjaDude)
Kim Kardashian plays like she doesn't like urine, but we all know the truth (DerekHail)
Dancing with Skeletons (DListed)
Penelope Cruz and Matthew McConaughey sunk Sahara with crazy expenditures (Bumpshack)
Who will replace Kate Middleton as the next potential Queen of England? (AgentBedhead)

Jessica Alba Goes to the gym (DrunkenStepfather)
Kristin Cavallari went to the Paris Hilton school of posing (PoponthePop)
Chris Martin's revenge (Gabsmash)
Diana Ross, frazzled and frumpy (Glitterati)
JLo and Marc Anthony sue The National Enquirer over heroin story (TMZ)

Jessica Alba loves her dog (Hollyscoop)
Jennifer Ellison looks hot when she's distorted (Distortrait)
The many faces of Pamela Anderson (ImNotObsessed)
Kimberly Stewart spokesperson for some optical company (JIYH)
Orlando Bloom on the cover of Details (TheBosh)

Ellen Degeneres and Portia De Rossi have lunch (ICYDK)
TR Knight is ready for a break (MizMonica)
TVLand Awards are like a bad acid trip (IBBB)
Jared Leto gets a 7/10 in bed (TheBlemish)
Madonna takes David Banda to Malawi (HollywoodBackwash)