Madonna is a hypocrite bitch (DListed)
Diddy tries to score (DrunkenStepfather)
Kirsten Dunst is making bank (AgentBedhead)
Britney Spears slips a nip (DerekHail)
...and is like the Paparazzi Pied Piper (TMZ)
Jessica Alba in a manwich (TheBlemish)
Joe Simpson might be Britney's new daddy (F&C)
Katie Holmes forced to take parenting lessons (CDL)
Hayden Panettiere driving her Porshe like any ol' teenager (CelebrityPuke)
Larry Birkhead can finally take Dannielynn out of Bahamas (HBW)
Hey paparazzi, ya hungry? (AIW)
Michael Jordan riding the party train in Cabo (Bumpshack)
Sanjaya's mom and sister were pot head dealers (RightCelebrity)
See mom's mugshot here (DailyStab)
Celebrities when they were kids (CityRag)
Animal House lounge is up for sale (Glitterati)
Hilary Duff's 'Gypsy Woman' wasn't about Nicole Richie (Hollyscoop)
..and some freak wanted to kill her in Canada (NinjaDude)
American Idol gives back (IBBB)
The Prime Minister of Trinidad wants Akon's ass for dry humping the 14 year old (POTP)
And be sure to check out Celebrity Dirt with Jackson Blue!
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